[Lord Revan]

1.   Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3.Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[Dragonchilde]

This one I have to agree with

[James]

don't you love America

[Arcbad]

Only in America... can you admit that you need glasses to drive and don't use them, and still get your driver's licence.
(That is actually a true story.)

[Lord Revan]

i do love america.. but i just find it realy hillarious that we do these kinds of things

[draconious380]

Only in America a parent can blame all their kids problems on tv.

[Yosei-chan]

only in America do pets eat better than some humans...

[Lord Revan]

only in america do we elect a president so we can laugh at how he pronounces some words

[Arcbad]

Only in america do we eat nothing but fast food and wonder why we're gaining weight

[Yosei-chan]

maybe this should be under the community games.

Only in America are we so pathetic that we spend hours on forums like this hitting the refresh button waiting for someone to post. (or is that just me?)

[Sinisterbabe]

Only in America do we promise the separation of church and state, but have "In God We Trust" printed on the national currency and only exempt certain religions from the taxes. 


Only in America do we have a history of drafting people that can't legally drink.  Come on uncle Sam!  Give a guy a break!


Only in America do we tell people not to drink and drive, but tempt them all with billboards at the side of the road advertising the forbidden alcoholic hooch.


Only in America do we have pride in open diversity;
"Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" ...
Then gripe about the homeless immigrants and treat them as unwelcome vermin.  WTH?

[Lord Revan]

only in america is it illegal to commit suicide

[Arcbad]

Only in america do muslims work at burger joints

[draconious380]

Only in America can a Korean doctor work in a laudramat

[Sinisterbabe]

Only in America do we teach multiple languages in school, have English as our only national language, but have to 'press one for English' on EVERY automated answering device.