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Started by Lord Revan, 02-Jul-2007 (Mon) @ 17:07:10

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Lord Revan

Nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"

First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue" Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange..."

Second little boy..."Trees are definitely green" "Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and asks:

"Does a fart have lumps?"

The teacher looks horrified and says..."Johnny! Of course not!!!"

"OK...then I DEFINITELY  :cussing: my pants..."
and so, in an attempt to slay each other, the two worriors took their own lives
do not miss them and do not envy them
the survivors were left to ponder the existance of the universe
so they left to different dimensions
lovers cherished their last moments families said their goodbyes to never see eachother again was their choice
to rid the universe of the corruption that created them
the two warriors revealed important lessons to us all
no one is free from corruption
no destiny is carved in stone
and always
if your going to kill some one, make sure theyre dead