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nude beach

Started by Lord Revan, 02-Jul-2007 (Mon) @ 17:08:44

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Lord Revan

A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why.

She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
and so, in an attempt to slay each other, the two worriors took their own lives
do not miss them and do not envy them
the survivors were left to ponder the existance of the universe
so they left to different dimensions
lovers cherished their last moments families said their goodbyes to never see eachother again was their choice
to rid the universe of the corruption that created them
the two warriors revealed important lessons to us all
no one is free from corruption
no destiny is carved in stone
and always
if your going to kill some one, make sure theyre dead

draconious380

Ladies and gentlemen good evening,
you've seen that seeing is believing,
your ears and your eyes will be bleeding,
please check to see if you are still breathing,
hold tight because the show is not over,
if you will please move in closer,
you're about to be blown over,
by the wonders you are about to behold here.


Dragonchilde