FYE (For your enjoyment):
I found the following so funny, I just had to pass it along.
"Swearing At Work"
It has been brought to management's attention that
some individuals throughout the company have been
using foul language during the course of normal
conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints
received from some employees who may be easily
offended, this type of language will no longer be
tolerated.
We do however, realize the critical importance of
being able to accurately express your feelings when
communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 20
New and Innovative phrases have been provided so that
proper exchange of ideas and information can continue
in an effective manner.
1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting b__ch.
3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
5) TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh__ing me!
6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f____ing problem.
(https://web.archive.org/web/20070808181819im_/http://www.ayeka.net/smf/Smileys/Anime/cool.gif) TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner, a__hole?
11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary.
15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This job s_cks.
17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the h___ died and made you King?
18 ) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
19 ) TRY SAYING: Is it possible for us to deliver that tomorrow?
INSTEAD OF: Did you not notice it's pouring outside, D__khead?
20 ) TRY SAYING: I'm going to have to get re-accustomed to these new policies.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___ do you want from me now?
Thank You For Your Consideration,
Human Resources
i havnt laughed so much in a while. thanks kusha.
where did you get it from?
A fellow member of the community :joyful:
Glad I could share! ;)
Quick message when i'm here for hte moment...
1) good stuff.. although if you were to be polite at my work.. most people would look at you weird
On a side note:
1) I see you changed your banner Kusha.. How different
2) That picture.. forced me to do a double take.. I won't say for what reason.. but yeah. lol
i know what you mean!
lol
are you talking about senkusha's banner? where Ryo-Ohki is...
no the length of her dress
oh okay...i thought it was in reference to the cabbit humping sasami's leg...
Oh no....you caught my obsession! :o I can't help it if I prefer girls in short skirts (well okay, perhaps not that young.... :unsure:
But I will let you know why I picked her of all people.....she is somebody to strive to mimic.
in fact the whole banner just screams perv
first it was the magic balls
then the short dresses
THEN a rabbit desire to hump a soft subtle girls leg!!!!!
roflao!!!! im sorry, but it is true...senkusha's desires are displayed well... :nosweat:
Okay, I admit it...I'm one of those perverted old men :nosweat:
i told you those sweatdrop faces were a necessity...lol
yes you would just LOVE to be ryohki
:nosweat: eheh...maybe... :nosweat:
skuld when older... hmm
she was alright older, but she still had nutin on Belldandy...hehe
i love belldandy hair do its so.... wicked!
Quote from: I wonder what lies beyond on 25-Mar-2006 (Sat) @ 06:17:08yes you would just LOVE to be ryohki
Sure I would....
I mean, come on, she can turn in to a SPACE SHIP!! That's cool enough in itself!
lol
except the w**** driver would force you too eat chilli and keep you from your boyfreind. remember ryoohki is a GIRL
COODIES AAAAHHHH
hmmm, well, that could cause a problem....
lol...id give up ryo-chan for sasami any day if i was ryo-ohki...lol :nosweat:
:-O
Must be the blue long hair... :nosweat:
definately :joyful:
i love how it shapes as a heart
yup...a big blue heart...lol...does that mean she is dieing to meet someone?
...wonders.... 8)
hey bub...i got dibs on Sasami and Bells. loll :P
ON BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sniff
HEY! That's no fair! *looks around the room*
Hmm, she she's an engineer, and a debugger....hmmmmmmmmmm ;)
looks like senk is taking dibs on skuld then...youve seen her when she is older, right senk? she is better than ayeka then...lol
i grab peorth before anyone can snatch my last chance
oh skuldy!!!
lo...so i gues we have all laid claim...and now Urd is pissed for being the only one not chosen...lol
yer well she isnt woman enough for me
Quote from: Zionia on 29-Mar-2006 (Wed) @ 17:01:22looks like senk is taking dibs on skuld then...youve seen her when she is older, right senk? she is better than ayeka then...lol
Actually, no, I haven't.......but soon I hope to.... :joyful:
thats in special episode 26 or summin
have fun waiting Lol
yup...good episode...Urd and Skuld arguing about breast sizes...and i dont mean chicken
ho ho ho
lol...i like the Urd special more than the Skuld one though...it has a cute little love story...
with that kid um.... with glasses, who thought she would go for him!
i am surprised that WoE didnt downsize also, maybe that was a slight anime error (eee :) )
but yer it was kinda cute. Skuld's episode ended in rape so it was a bit.... errrr
* Senkusha is intrigued (sp?)
as am you
lol...yea, but Urd had fun in the end. MUAHAAHAHA!!!
*cringes with anticipations*
heheheh
your just going to love the seaside episode myahahahaha
and the lord of terror episodes heheheheheh
MWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
he
mumble grumble...i want them now....grr
sex travel and death
the seaside episode definately had the best scene of any anime ive seen... rofl!!!
{Scene: Japanese Bath house}
Belldandy: I think you will be far more attractive than I
Skuld: For real? Even this part?
Belldandy: Oh my! What are you doing?
Skuld: I cant help it. Your skin is so soft and smooth
Belldandy: Stop. Not there, you are tickling me.
Skuld: Do you think mine will look like that?
Keichii: I think this is enough excitement for me...
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
QUICK BAN ZIONIA AND DELETE THIS THREAD
what? it is a legitemate quotation. And all of this was unseen...it was behind a wall...
yer yer i no, just :cussing: with you
OMG! That's *so* bad!
come on senk...you have to admit, that has to be the best scene in anime....
yes.......I do think it is....especially since they leave it up to the viewers' imagination as to what's really happening behind that wall...
errr
swearing at work is fun
it is occasionly, but mostly all the :cussing: and :cussing: comes from the computers being annoying.
I know some people that swear alot at work. I think it is not good at all.
If there was anything id never be able to do is to stop swearing at work
5 good reasons
I work about 130 hrs a week
I get paid less than a bin man to save lives
nobody ever listens to me
theres more paperwork than i can ever cope with
when your ship is sinking men are dying, you are doomed and nobody can save you you tend to let the odd F word slip
First off, there's actually a funnier bit... if you listen to the audio bit only .. i'll see if i can upload it later. 2 tired now... the entire 2 minute sound clip sounds just like a clip from a hentai with all the proper noises while if you watch the whole clip (including th video) you obviviously know better...
2nd
I try to force myself to stop swearing at work as most people try to be professional and use clean common humor
Anyone who uses obscene vulgarities words onl,y belittles their intelligence and deserves to be cast aside as an outcast..
3rd
Why work so hard into a business, what do you do that requires soo much and do you get paid for each hour or is it like flat fee fo some service and thats all you get??
There are a few people at my work like every other word.
um...i try not to swear in general...that usually helps at work except when i drop an axle that weighs half my weight or more on my foot...then i think it is called for...
swearing at work is not good. my boss was swearing today
swearing comes from stress...it is prolly better to curse than to go throuugh with my definition of stress...
"The confusion caused when one's mind denys the body's desire to beat the sh^t out of some @$$hole who deserves it..."
whey stress out at work. Most stress it because of people talking about :cussing: .
james, that is a completely false statement.
Yea you try being 19 your family is going through HELL.
Your mother is in a hospital bed in a coma. You're your two younger sisters' guardian you don't make enough to support the three of you and then throw in that your father lives out of state and can't help you.
THEN tell me stress in nonsense.
this is really insensitive of me man and normally i wouldn't say it. But Crap Happens man. It's a rough thing that your going through and no one can really say they understand that pain as no one here has have gone through that torture and stress enforcer. So the only thing I can say is, Good Luck and maybe things will get better and work themselves out.
Actually that happened 6 months ago. My Mom came out of it miraculously.
I'm doing fine now I just wanted to let him know that stress is not nonsense.
Stress is most definitely not nonsense. Sometimes it can be managed, but learning how can be time consuming and difficult, especially if you have trouble finding the time. I feel overwhelmed a good part of the time & I've not had to go thru that! I'm glad she came out of it... And I hope you're the stronger for your trials. I'm sure you are, actually. :) And I bet you did a da*n fine job.
Quote from: StratusNova on 18-Aug-2006 (Fri) @ 22:36:40Yea you try being 19 your family is going through HELL.
Your mother is in a hospital bed in a coma. You're your two younger sisters' guardian you don't make enough to support the three of you and then throw in that your father lives out of state and can't help you.
THEN tell me stress in nonsense.
sorry to hear about your mom.