[Senkusha]

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[Senkusha]

Name: Skuld
Sex: Female
Age: n/a (appears ~14-years old)
Nationality: Megami ("Ah! My Goddess")
Appearance: Petite and cute with stylish black hair, sexy big anime eyes, with cute megami markings on my face and forehead.
Status: Single.
Likes: Human boys with skills on a dirt bike (any type), college guys, mecha, computers, electronics, inventing things, androids, power, Nobel Scarlet, being called "Skuld-sama", and defeating my sister Urd.
Dislikes: Guys who get to close to my sister Belldandy, anyone who does something better than me, Urd's potions, and anyone who dis'es my inventions.
Message: I'm only doing this because stupid Urd made me after I accidently messed up one of her potions. She shouldn't just leave the things out, don't you agree? Anyway, I don't think I'll be responding to any messages...OUCH. Stop it Urd! OK, I'll respond to all who write, but special consideration given to those who wish to praise my inventions.

[Senkusha]

Name: Higurashi Kagome
Sex: Female
Age: 15 and guaranteed not to get physically older
Nationality: Japanese Anime ("Inuyasha")
Appearance: Petite and cute with long black hair, sexy big eyes, and nice measurements.
Status: Single and available.
Likes: Dog ears, guys with youkai swords, very short sailor seifuku skirts, archery, very long hikes, camping, romance, and saying "Osuwari!"
Dislikes: Normal males, youkai, undead miko, school, and anyone named Naraku.
Message: I want a guy who can treat me like a princess, defend me with his life, yet do everything I say. If you have dog ears, that is a HUGE plus. Overweight guys OK but only if you have dog ears. No dog tails though! Write me if you are interested. Be seeing you!

[Senkusha]

Name: Kinomoto Sakura
Sex: Female
Age: 12
Nationality: Japanese Anime ("Cardcaptor Sakura")
Appearance: Small and petite with cute short brownish-reddish hair, big cute anime eyes, and an ultra-cute smile.
Status: Single and looking.
Likes: Older nice men, Chinese boys, magic, her friends, school, roller skating, Sakura Cards, sleeping in, and cuddling.
Dislikes: Mean people.
Message: Hello. My name is Sakura. Pleased to meet you. I'm posting this profile because I had to break up with my former boyfriend after he was seduced by a time-space witch named Yuuko ("xxxHolic"). I tried to battle her for him, but Tomoyo-chan (my best friend) convinced me it wasn't worth it. She encouraged me to move on, so I am. I'm a very cheerful and positive person and I would like to share this part of me with you. Looks and appearance don't matter provided you are a true nice guy. I will know if you are faking it or not. Tha

[Senkusha]

Name:  Honda Tohru
Sex: Female
Age: 16
Nationality: Japanese Anime ("Fruits Basket")
Appearance: Very petite with long brown hair (done with cute ribbons), very big blue anime eyes, and a smile that will melt your heart.
Status: Single
Likes: Guys that turn into cute animals when being hugged, friends, working as a janitor, cleaning up after slobby guys, cooking for others, doing things for others, cats, the zodiac, love, getting along, ultra-short seifuku skirts, Kisa-san, anyone with the family name of "Sohma", and life in general.
Dislikes: Nothing.
Message: My best friends Uo-chan and Hana-chan put me up to this. I'm Honda Toru (desu). I'm nothing special and not worthy of your attention. However, I am honored and flattered by any mail I get and I will happily respond to all who write as soon as I possibly can. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

[Senkusha]

Name: Narusegawa Naru
Sex: Female
Age: 19
Nationality: Japanese Anime ("Love Hina")
Appearance: Petite with long brown hair (done with two cute strands that look like antenna) and nice brown eyes. She was also a hot idol for a time.
Status: Single and looking.
Likes: Normal, intelligent, non-perverted guys, kissing (in private), snuggling (in private), romance, teachers, onsens, Hinata Sou, studying, college, action, fights, and beating perverts up.
Dislikes: Perverts, lechers, guys who don't seem to care about their career path, idiots, and weirdos.
Message: If you aren't a pervert, idiot, or a weirdo and you like to study, please write me. If you are and you write me, I will literally send you to the stars. Try me and see!

[Senkusha]

Name: Urd
Sex: Female
Age: n/a (appears to be mid-20's)
Nationality: Megami ("Ah! My Goddess")
Appearance: Tall with a nice shape, legs that go all the way up, long flowing silver hair, with cute megami markings on my face and forehead.
Status: Single and available.
Likes: Potions, good sake, TV, video games, teasing my future brother-in-law, teasing my sister Skuld, anything associated with plumbs, playing cupid, & punishing those who so richly deserve it.
Dislikes: Most of Skuld's dopey inventions, rules, work in general, those who would mess with my sisters, and a certain style of music which I won't name. Don't ask!
Message: I'm both naughty and nice at once and love to party and have fun all night long. If you think you can keep up with the goddess of love, bring it on! I can out-party all of you! I will take on all challengers! Contact me now!

[Senkusha]

Name: Kagura
Sex: Female
Age: n/a (appears late teens or early 20's)
Nationality: Youkai ("Inuyasha")
Appearance: Long black hair done up in a bun, mysterious red eyes, and a nice figure. Recently had a giant spider mark on her back removed.
Status: Single and looking.
Likes: The wind, freedom, flying on a giant feather, kimonos, and a certain youkai with long, flowing silver hair, a crescent moon symbol on his forehead, who's tall, in excellent shape, and with looks described as bishounen.
Dislikes: Naraku, being enslaved, the thought of dying alone.
Message: There are some who might say I am not a pure youkai because of how I was created. To them I say you are wrong. Now that I am freed of the bonds laid upon me by my creator (curse him forever), I have been reborn as the wind. As I fly to and fro, I find my thoughts constantly returning to the one youkai who was there for me. It is he who first caught my eye with his beauty and power. I didn't realize it for a long time, but it was his honorable nature which I found most attractive. It was this aspect which helped fire my desire to be free. And now that I am free, I know I can love with my whole heart and be the perfect mate for such a wonderful youkai. I know that I can love not only him, but his young human charge too, defending her with my life if need be. All I ask is to be given a chance. I leave the ball in your court.

[Senkusha]

Name: Excel Excel first name Excel, last name Excel, in other words, I'm Excel 
Sex: female obviously or else why would this be listed under "for the guys" well I guess there are people who go both ways after all I did have that one encounter myself with that crazy android girl but I don't wanna talk about that 
Age: It's never actually said but I look like I'm in my teenage years then again now that I think of it in the first episode of the series I was graduating from high school so we'll say I'm eighteen 
Nationality: Japanese but someday I you and everyone in the world will belong to the great ACROSS led by the magnificent Lord Ilpalazzo oh and from the Excel Saga 
Appearance: Medium height and build red-blond hair wears a uniform slash battle armor 
Status: Single most unfortunately due to the continued ignorance of my beloved Ilpalazzo though I suppose it's possible that he himself will respond to this message if so I would be forever grateful but if not will applicants please consider wearing a white wig 
Likes: handsome bishounen types conquering the world and guitar-playing 
Dislikes: overly cute things such as Puchuus competition for the love of those I'm involved with especially from friends and coworkers and crazy androids who try to be more hyper than Excel herself 
Message: come meet me and we'll have a great deal of fun together I can do anything you want and never once get tired I wonder if Lord Ilpalazzo will see this you never know he might just decide to call or maybe he'll end up getting jealous like he did with that guitar-player after all Excel did include guitar-playing in her likes and surely he must know to what I am referring but if you give me a call then we can find a way to be happy and have fun together so call me and [A pit opens beneath Excel] See you sooooooooon!